short survey (applicable to this community)

[ex-barza.livejournal.com]

Q: What do you find attractive in men?

A: Feminism and emotion. That combo just makes my heart race cause its such a rare find. And that has a rational basis- this shitty patriarchial society (like every other one) trains men to devalue feminine characteristics (as if feminine=female) like compassion, kindness, and empathy and being "nice" is just not cool and "macho" ya know?

And I've come across some arrogant men who denounce feminism as an aberration- an abnormality. Feminists? You mean those bald headed ball busting man hating lesbians that don't get laid? Who needs em?!!

I HAVE HAIR YOU ELITIST FUCKER! MORON DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A FEMINIST??

We are not just fighting for WOMEN'S RIGHTS. We are fighting for MEN'S RIGHTS too! YOur rights to be human, to express tender feelings, to fucking cry cause you do have those goddamn tear ducts that patriarchy denies.

And let me clue you in on the human color wheel of female (yes there are male ones) feminists. They range from the radical "I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle" "MATRIARCHY AND SOCIALISM IS GNARLY TO ME!" lesbian womyn (though many lesbians love men..just not that way) to the other extreme end of happily mating sappy " I need a man like water...like breath...like wine (but that is prohibited in islam)" "HUMANISM AND SOCIAL DEMOCRACY FOR ALL!" men crazy heterosexual humans like me.

They range from "GOD IS A NONEXISTANT SEXIST JACKASS!" atheist ones to "MUHAMMED WAS A FEMINIST! ALLAH HUAKBAR WANTS GENDER JUSTICE!" fanatic theist Muslims like me.

WOO! POSTMODERNISM ROCKS! Eh okaaay Sukayna. I thinks that's enough geeky goodness for today. Go take a shower and cool it guhl. Alrighty then..woo I get to bask in the delight of LEVER 2000 MORNING RAIN. :)